Horoscopes

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Aries (Mar 21~Apr 19)
Symbolized by the ram
Ruled by the planet Mars
A fire sign

Arians have assertive, pioneering, competitive, and courageous natures. Arians are said to have strong senses of self, and to frequently be selfish. Arians tend to behave in headstrong, impulsive, sometimes foolhardly ways. Although they anger quickly, they get over their anger quickly and do not hold grudges. Many Arians are considered to be natural athletes and to be drawn to physical activity.
Because of the sign's association with the planet Mars (named for the ancient Roman god of war), people born under it are said to like danger and risk. Adventure appeals to Arians, and their natural gift for plunging into projects and activities with gusto can make them successful leaders and good at motivating others.

Associated professions: Medicine, especially surgery; the military; manufacturing, especially involivng metal or heavy machinery; sports; carpentry; and engineering.


Taurus (Apr 20~May 20)
Symbolized by the bull
Ruled by the planet Venus
An earth sign

Taureans are loyal, stable, conservative and practical. They are also thought to be patient, affectionate, and good-natured people. However, their tempers can erupt dramatically if they are pushed beyond their limits. Taureans are home-loving and tend to have deep sentimental attachments to people, things and places. They can also be jealous and pssessive. Taureans are not fond of change, making the typical Tuarus both reliable and committed, as well as inflexible.
Taureans are very attuned to the physical world. They have acute senses and appreciate beauty and pleasure in all forms. Taureans tend to be very aware of the value of things, an ability which can make them skilled handlers of money and good judges of the quality of merchandise.

Associated professions: Banking and business, especially trade; accounting; clothing or interior design; real estate; singing; farming; and architecture.


Gemini (May 21~Jun 21)
Symbolized by twins
Ruled by the planet Mercury
An air sign

Geminis tend to be quick-witted, changeable, talkative, versatile and sometimes crafty or mischievous. Geminis are known for their ability to express themselves and are witty clever and often well-read. They usually have something to say about everything. Typical Geminis have highly developed intellects and that they place greater importance on learning than on emotional or practical issues. However, Geminis are considered to be so clever that they can give the impression of deep emotion or of the practicality of their desires.
Geminis have the ability, and often the need to do more than one thing at a time. Geminis are so interesrted in everything that they get bored easily and often cannot resist moving on to the next subject, tendencies which can make them seem shallow and fickle.

Associated professions: Teaching, journalism, publishing, sales and other professions that require verbal skills and flexibility.


Cancer (Jun 22~ Jul 22)
Symbolized by a crab
Ruled by the moon
A water sign

Cancerians are nurturing, emotional, sensitive, conservative, and home-loving. Due to the sign's association with the moon, Cancerians often have widely fluctuating moods. Cancerians are artistic, have vivid imaginations, and have highly developed memories. Like other people born under other water signs, Cancerians are thought to be much more aware of how they feel than what they think.
Cancerians' ability to sense other people's needs and emotions makes them sympathetic and nurturing, and often personable and easy to get along with. They place great importance on family and crave security. They often withdraw into themselves for protection. Cancerians can have difficulty being objective, and are easily crushed by criticism. Cancerians are said to worry too much.

Associated professions: Careers related to domestic activities, including hospitality, cooking, and catering; childcare; real estate; and writing or toher jobs that require imagination.


Leo (Jul 23~Aug 22)
Symbolized by a lion
Ruled by the sun
A fire sign

Leos have regal, self-centered, generous and warm-hearted natures. Leos are said to be protective of people close to them, especially children and those who aer weak. They also have a strong need to be the center of attention and may be surprisingly sensitive. Leos tend to be inordinately fond of praise and can be swayed by flattery. Leos are considered to be creative and dramatic and have strong organizational skills that make them natural leaders.
Leos love to enjoy themselves and believe that life is not worth living unless it is filled with some degree of elegance and class. Night life, games and parties and gambling appeal to the Leo sense of the showy. Leos are said to believe they deserve the best, and often this belief attracts good things to them. The typical Leo makes bigger and bolder plans than other signs do. Even if these plans fail, Leos can usually look on the bright side, sometimes to the point of being unrealistic.

Associated professions: Entertainment, including performing and promoting; the arts; beauty and cosmetics; speculative investing; and gambling.


Virgo (Aug 23~Sep 22)
Symbolized by a virgin
Ruled by the planet Mercury
An earth sign

Virgoans are practical, no-nonsense people. They like to talk and are good communicators but prefer to put their words to practical use. Thus they are not very ionterested in idle conversation and can be shy. The typical Virgoans also has a tendency to be critical. Virgoans often have a great concern for health and hygiene. They also like to be well-groomed and keep tehir surroundings very tidy.
Virgoans are dtail-oriented, analytical, intelligent, and hard-working. They handle complex tasks with seeming effortlessness because they are flexible and good organizers. They are said to be more concerned with doing their jobs well than with personal acclaim and as a tesult tend to be humble. They can also be perfectionists and worry when projects or situations do not meet their high expectations.

Associated professions: Nursing; jobs in teh service industries; health and nutrition; secretarial or office administration; teaching; and editing.


Libra (Sep 23~Oct 22)
Symbolized by weighing scales
Ruled by the planet Venus
A air sign

Libras have diplomatic, refined, intelligent, thoughtful, warm and social natures. Because of the sign's relationship with the planet Venus (named after the ancient Roman goddess of beauty and love), Libras tendto be romantic and crave relationships. Typical Libras however want an idealized meeting of the minds in an atmosphere of civility, refinement and reasonableness. They do not place as much importance on deep emotional intimacy or physical passion. Libras also enjoy comfort and luxury.
Libras have strong senses of justice. They carefully weigh opposing sides of any issue and are keenly aware of other people's preferences. Although Libras like to take leadership roles, their need to be fair and to please everyone equally can sometimes make it difficult for them to make decisions. Typical Libras are skilled peacemakers and diplomats who desire balance andharmony in all situations and will do almost anything to avoid confrontations.

Associated professions: Law, politics, teh arts or design, mediation, diplomacy and counseling.


Scorpio (Oct 23~Nov 21)
Symbolized by a scorpion
Ruled by the planet Pluto
A water sign

Scorpios are energetic, passionate, deep, intuitive and secretive, with a great deal of self-control. Scorpios can be willful, stubborn and easily made jealous. Scorpios are thought to be keen observers of people and potentially calculating and manipulative. Seeing more of people's deepest motivations than others do, they have a tendency to be cynical. They are sensitive and never forget a hurt or a slight- for the typical Scorpios, forgiveness can be difficult.
Scorpios are the most extreme of all signs. The intensity and focus of Scorpios gives them great ability to see a project through despite all obstacles.  Their strong leadership qualities, incisive analytic abilities, energy and desire for financial security can make them motivated career people. Many Scorpios also like to flirt with danger and push themselves and those close to them to their limits.

Associated professions: Forensics, law enforcement or detective work, the military, medicine, psychology, big business and recycling.


Sagittaurius (Nov 22~Dec 21)
Symbolized by an archer
Ruled by the planet Jupiter
A fire sign

Sagittarians have fun-loving, friendly, philosophical, intellectual, straightforward, and expansive natures. Sagittarians are optimistic, and sometimes have a naive belief that everything will turn out fine despite any obstacles. Good luck often follows typical Sagittarians , and because whatever they need usually comes effortlessly to them, they tend to be generous and willing to share. Sagittarians also value frankness and their comments can sometimes be blunt.
Typical Sagittarians dislike being confined or tied down; they seek change, especially through travel. Sagittarians require freedom of thought and ideas, but they otherwise tend to be fairly conventional and respect tradition.

Associated professions: Higher education; law; medicine; importing and exporting, or other activities that involve foreign countries; and publishing.


Capricorn (Dec 22~Jan 19)
Symbolized by a mountain goat
Ruled by the planet Saturn
An earth sign

Capricorns have responsible, disciplined, practical, methodical, cautious, serious, and sometimes pessimistic natures. Capricorns believe that anything worth having is worth working hard for, and tehy assign the highest value to things won through the hardest work. Typical Capricorns are aloof and shy, sometimes even awkward, because they stay so focused on responsibility. To them life is serious business, and tehy sometimes have difficulty relaxing and having fun. Because of this, Capricorns may be lonely.
Capricorns respect power, authority, structure, tradition, and old things whose value and durability are tested by time. Capricorns are ambitious and tehy typically are not satisfied unless they have reached a level of power and authority. They have a deep need for security, especially financial and often they will work very hard to get rich.

Associated professions: Banking; government, big business and other situations with power hierarchies; mining; farming; and construction.


Aquarius (Jan 20~Feb 18)
Symbolized by the water-bearer
Ruled by the planet Uranus
An air sign

Aquarians are brilliant, visionary, curious, open-minded, original, independant, and eccentric. Though emotionally detached, they also tend to be friendly and social. Aquarians have a highly developed sense of social equality and often are attracted to activism or progressive political organizations.
Like other air signs, Aquarians are said to be less concerned with practical and physical matters than with intellectual pursuits. They feel most comfortable in the world of ideas; they find situations that require emotional responses, such as personal relationships, to be difficult. Aquarians have lightning-fast intuitive insight and can quickly grasp abstract concepts.

Associated professions: Inventing, research, social organizing or activism, astrology, communications, computer sciences, and electronics.


Pisces (Feb 19~Mar 20)
Symbolized by two fish
Ruled by the planet Neptune
A water sign

Pisceans are sensitive, emotional, sunny, impressionable, dreamy, creative, psychic and mystical. Pisceans tend to be idealistic; sometimes the real world gets too harsh and ugly for them. To escape unpleasant realities, some Pisceans retreat into their own dreams and fantasies and become evasive, even deceitful. Others escape productively through charity work, the arts, religion, meditation, and solitude. Pisceans make good listeners, can see different sides of issues, and often have great sympathy for the suffering of others.
Typical Pisceans do not have great physical stamina. Pisceans can be delicate and vulnerable, especially when under emotional stress. However, they are capable of great strength, in part because they are adaptable and can maneuver around difficult situations. They also have the ability to take life as it comes.

Associated professions: Music, film, dance, and other arts; charitable work; counseling; jobs involving water, chemcials, oil or drugs; clergy; and nursing.


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